I get a fair amount of mail from my cute little feedback forms, and every so often there are some odd ones.
“is there a way to find out the ip address of a machine whose user u are chatting with in a website?”
“hello,
I´m looking for gsm-sim-hacksn i wants to hack me in my own things so i will have money for my mobile with my cardwriter . i can do my sim-card in my writer thani must have a write software for the sim- card . please can you look for my software look you are a profesor and i´m a boy (12) from germaniso it must be a software it makes money to my card . i must do :
so i must make the small sim card in the big kart.
so please help me !!! ”
Because I am not a hacker (nor a professor!) I can’t help these poor souls. If you would like to post the answers to their questions as a comment, I’ll happily email them and tell them to take a gander.
for those who haven’t figured it out:
I am an Information Architect and User Researcher. I can barely edit Perl to change the background color of greymatter, much less hack anything. When it comes to hacks, I have more in common with Raymond Chandler than Kevin Mitnick.
I can even capitalize if the situation calls for it.
Try astalavista…